What you need to know about Girls and Bars in Udon Thani
This section, and most ferangs favourite section, is dedicated to the naughty nightlife for ferang in Udon Thani and the girls that work in the bars, solely to entertain the 'wealthy' western visitors, and what you need to know about girls and bars in Udon Thani.
Just about all the bar girls in Udon Thani think everyone that visits, is loaded to the gills with cash! Well why not? Most foreigners do seem to spend their money quite willingly to have sex with one (or more) of the bars girls in Udon Thani (as they do in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket).
Okay, by girls I am talking mostly about working girls but some of this is also dedicated to the girls who do not ply their trade in the bars. Like anywhere else in Thailand, where there is a city with ferang visitors there are girls working in the local bars looking to earn some money, find a husband or both. Firstly I would point out that Udon Thani does not have a sex scene in the same sense of Bangkok or Pattaya does but it exists and thrives on a seemingly endless stream of ferang from all over the world.
Just about all the bar girls in Udon Thani think everyone that visits, is loaded to the gills with cash! Well why not? Most foreigners do seem to spend their money quite willingly to have sex with one (or more) of the bars girls in Udon Thani (as they do in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket).
Okay, by girls I am talking mostly about working girls but some of this is also dedicated to the girls who do not ply their trade in the bars. Like anywhere else in Thailand, where there is a city with ferang visitors there are girls working in the local bars looking to earn some money, find a husband or both. Firstly I would point out that Udon Thani does not have a sex scene in the same sense of Bangkok or Pattaya does but it exists and thrives on a seemingly endless stream of ferang from all over the world.
There are two "main" areas, Day & Night near the Plaza shopping centre and a smaller complex called Nutty Park. From a personal point of view, even for someone who is not looking to take a girl away for the night, I have found both to be a little disappointing and just a bit too quiet, but then perhaps I am judging this, unfairly, with the delights of Pattaya and Bangkok. Plus, I have only visited them in the low season in July. Perhaps I should have a wonder down there in late December and see if it is buzzing and report back.
Prostitution is illegal in Thailand, so in essence you are not paying anyone for sex as such. These girls that work at the bars are 'entertainment' and/or waitresses that are happy to spend time with their customers and even accept a drink from them. The payment you make to take away one of these girls is compensation to the establishment for taking away one of their entertainers/waitresses. What you do after that is up to you but any money you directly give the girl is a gratuity, a way of thanking them for spending time with you and hopefully making you happy.
Prostitution is illegal in Thailand, so in essence you are not paying anyone for sex as such. These girls that work at the bars are 'entertainment' and/or waitresses that are happy to spend time with their customers and even accept a drink from them. The payment you make to take away one of these girls is compensation to the establishment for taking away one of their entertainers/waitresses. What you do after that is up to you but any money you directly give the girl is a gratuity, a way of thanking them for spending time with you and hopefully making you happy.
If you are looking to meet a Thai lady before arriving in Thailand or Udon Thani, then perhaps you may be interested in joining a Thai Love Links, where you can search and get the ball rolling, and fining out about someone over a longer period of time, to make sure she may well be right for you, ready for your visit to this magical country.
Unofficial 'Houses' of Ill Repute (Brothels)
If you want to find more girls, and cheaper, it is worthwhile patrolling some of the small back streets at night. Soi's 2, 3 and 7 off Adunyadet Road will harbour a few places with girls from Laos (who are not normally legally in the country). I recently found a small house though, on another soi where there were girls from Vietnam on offer. Identifying these establishments is not difficult as the doors are always open (most other doors of course are closed at night as people sleep). These brothels are pretty basic with little more than a thin mattress on the floor, but if you are happy enough to 'slum it' for a short-time bang, then go for it!
Freelance Girls
One other alternative is to walk slowly between the two main girly bar areas of Day and Night, and Nutty Park, and wait for a freelancer to make an approach. There are not too many, but they are here if not otherwise busy. They should not be asking for the same sort of money the girls in Day & Night or Nutty Park either, normally half or less. You will normally find them on the corner of the road junction.
Note I said, wait for them to approach you - quite the opposite to Pattaya, where they wait for you to make the first move. If you just hang around on the corner casting a glance at them, they will come to you. Are they safe? I have never tried, but have heard conflicting reports from both ferang and local tuk tuk drivers. If you do choose this 'method' to make your night, be certain to wear protection and play safe.
Note I said, wait for them to approach you - quite the opposite to Pattaya, where they wait for you to make the first move. If you just hang around on the corner casting a glance at them, they will come to you. Are they safe? I have never tried, but have heard conflicting reports from both ferang and local tuk tuk drivers. If you do choose this 'method' to make your night, be certain to wear protection and play safe.
Go Go Bars in udon Thani
There was one go-go bar, the Wolverine, but this closed in 2015. It was nothing special and the local Thai men were the target population, although visitors were always made welcome. The dancing was often very tame and in comparison to what is on offer at the likes of Nana Plaza in Bangkok was pretty much a waste of time.
Girls in Restaurants and Hotels in Udon Thani
Yes, you read that correctly - girls in restaurants and hotels! Perhaps two of the most obvious places to look, an indeed many ferang do look but also 'hold back', perhaps not thinking they are available or willing. The truth is, most of them are available and only too willing, for exactly the same reasons as all the other girls - money, presents and 'Boom'! Some love to 'boom', while others might just put up with it to get what they can from the night (or longer if they get lucky).
I am of course talking about restaurants and hotels that are used, in the main, by ferang, so again anywhere around the main ferang pulling areas, are likely to be fair game for picking up a little lovely.
I am of course talking about restaurants and hotels that are used, in the main, by ferang, so again anywhere around the main ferang pulling areas, are likely to be fair game for picking up a little lovely.
Normal Girls
When I say "normal girls" I actually mean girls that do not work in the bars or solicit in any way other than with their looks. A ferang does not have to look in the bars for a girl or woman, Udon Thani and the surrounding villages has hundreds, if not thousands, of females either hoping to meet a ferang that is marriage material, or just to meet a ferang out of curiosity, and get some nice presents and/or money. While sex in the world of Buddhist believers is a no-no before marriage, it is hardly a secret that many girls do have sex before marriage. I would say that not all, but a good number of "good" girls, although they know it wrong to do so, will have sex with a ferang while dating in the fear they will otherwise lose him!
Just by walking around and looking you will see so many pretty girls here and most are open to a kind smile, which they will gladly return and display a shyness about them at the same time - what is there not to like! Try talking to them, be polite but not pushy, you never know, she could be right one for you but at the same time expect quite a few knock-backs. Either way, it can be a lot of fun trying and if you remain polite the girl will not normally feel offended.
Many ferang living in and around Udon Thani use big DIY stores like "Global" and "Home Pro" on the northern eastern outskirts of the city and these kinds of stores employee lots and lots of girls. "Home Pro" is a more ferang orientated store judging by the selection of home furnishings they stock and more of the girls employed also seem to have at least a grasp of the English language. If I was single I would certainly have chatted up a few of them by now and I have little doubt they would have come along for the ride (so to speak).
Just by walking around and looking you will see so many pretty girls here and most are open to a kind smile, which they will gladly return and display a shyness about them at the same time - what is there not to like! Try talking to them, be polite but not pushy, you never know, she could be right one for you but at the same time expect quite a few knock-backs. Either way, it can be a lot of fun trying and if you remain polite the girl will not normally feel offended.
Many ferang living in and around Udon Thani use big DIY stores like "Global" and "Home Pro" on the northern eastern outskirts of the city and these kinds of stores employee lots and lots of girls. "Home Pro" is a more ferang orientated store judging by the selection of home furnishings they stock and more of the girls employed also seem to have at least a grasp of the English language. If I was single I would certainly have chatted up a few of them by now and I have little doubt they would have come along for the ride (so to speak).
Late Night Nightlife in Udon Thani
With both Day and Night, and Nutty Park only open until 1am, you may fancy continuing your drinking in to the much smaller hours, and this can be done in Udon Thani.
If you walk from Nutty Park toward the night market, which is a mere few minutes walk away, you will find Sisters (formerly Models 59) on the left. It is a disco that is open from midnight until 4am only. In the main, it is filled up with ferang men but you will sometimes find single Thai girls, who may be open to persuasion.
It is a fairly lively place, although perhaps a little small. Do not confuse this with Sisters 2, although they are now both owned by the same people.
If you walk from Nutty Park toward the night market, which is a mere few minutes walk away, you will find Sisters (formerly Models 59) on the left. It is a disco that is open from midnight until 4am only. In the main, it is filled up with ferang men but you will sometimes find single Thai girls, who may be open to persuasion.
It is a fairly lively place, although perhaps a little small. Do not confuse this with Sisters 2, although they are now both owned by the same people.
Gay Bars in Udon Thani
I have only seen one overtly gay bar in Udon Thani, and it is located just a few yards from where the Wolverine go go bar was, and is called "City Man" but this too has closed and not replaced as far as I can make out.
Massage Parlours in Udon Thani
Should you hope to find standard massage services in Udon Thani, then you will find a good number all around the town (with quite a high number around the naughty nightlife complexes), where any kind of 'clean' massage is available, but of course the language barrier may still need to be overcome to get what you want. Any time I go out for a massage on my own, I look out for the parlours that have a price list in English, and those near Nutty Park and Day and Night are all in English. You will see lots of massage parlours near Day and Night, and the Nutty Park complex, with both young men and women offering the services.
Finding a massage parlour that offers a happy ending, usually by skillful hand relief, is not too difficult to find around the beer bar areas. I have done some investigating in to the massage parlours around Day and Night, and Nutty Park, and you can read about it on my Happy Ending Massages in Udon Thani blog.
For more in-depth details on the massage parlour scene in Udon Thani, visit our other website Udon Thani Attractions, where I have revealed much more on what is on offer from the nine massage parlours in the 'ferang catchment area'
Finding a massage parlour that offers a happy ending, usually by skillful hand relief, is not too difficult to find around the beer bar areas. I have done some investigating in to the massage parlours around Day and Night, and Nutty Park, and you can read about it on my Happy Ending Massages in Udon Thani blog.
For more in-depth details on the massage parlour scene in Udon Thani, visit our other website Udon Thani Attractions, where I have revealed much more on what is on offer from the nine massage parlours in the 'ferang catchment area'
Soapy Massages in Udon Thani
I am vaugly aware of one establishment where a soapy massage, and 'extra's' is available in Udon Thani, which is opposite the Tonkoon Hotel on the Athipbodi Road, not far from Nong Prajak Park. The following information is not confirmed, as it is probably the only nightlife location that I have not yet visited in the city. By all accounts, it has the typical fishbowl arrangement for the soapy massage, a two hour Thai massage available for 350 baht (very reasonable) and oil massage for 550 baht (reasonable for Udon Thani). The girls are pale skinned and red hot by all accounts, with the extras guaranteed.
A number of the other massage parlours in Udon Thani, the ones in 'ferangland' have Jacuzzi baths advertised for about 600 baht (one hour I believe). Whether or not these become soapy massages or not, I can not say for sure, but would not be surprised under the right circumstances.
Could you get the extra's here as well? Quite possibly, if you could convince a girl to join you for a soapy massage, there is a chance she may well be inclined to oblige in something more to please, and earn some more cash. I will leave this for you to explore for yourself, if it is what you are looking for, which if nothing else should be a bit of fun, particularly if you get lucky - Happy hunting!
A number of the other massage parlours in Udon Thani, the ones in 'ferangland' have Jacuzzi baths advertised for about 600 baht (one hour I believe). Whether or not these become soapy massages or not, I can not say for sure, but would not be surprised under the right circumstances.
Could you get the extra's here as well? Quite possibly, if you could convince a girl to join you for a soapy massage, there is a chance she may well be inclined to oblige in something more to please, and earn some more cash. I will leave this for you to explore for yourself, if it is what you are looking for, which if nothing else should be a bit of fun, particularly if you get lucky - Happy hunting!